katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

(vía indsie)

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

(vía seanp0donnell)

tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

(Fuente: whiteboyfriend, vía indsie)

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

(vía heart)

exileinoblivion:

these pictures are probably something like 20 years apart and i swear he only grew facial hair and got a haircut
Ni tu vas a regresar, ni yo te voy a esperar

(via aylincarrillo1)


Obvio.

(via karlii-vonii)

(Fuente: depressed-n-emotionally-vacant, vía si-me-vas-a-dejar-dejame-hoy)

"A veces uno no se equivoca con algo, sino con alguien."
palmfox:

he is a god

2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

(Fuente: sir-broccoli, vía seanp0donnell)